February 2012
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“my great great great great great great great uncle was french so i am too”
– white people in america (via redsuspenders)
foie:
I think the movie ghost world is shit.
i’m going to follow every single person who liked this because i am always the only one with this opinion
redsuspenders:
freshman year of highschool in spanish 4 some girl said we should take a class field trip to brazil
and I have not stopped laughing at her since
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riffclichard:
if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either
yossariancaulfield:
my solution is that instead of shooting her laptop he should’ve shot every person in the entire world and that would solve any problems
EXCALTY!!!!!!!!!
lol people taking the internet seriously
adamusprime:
holypeaches:
i think it’s really important to teach children that when you don’t like something instead of dealing with it sanely and rationally you shoot it
but:
it was the second time she had done it
her chores were the easiest thing in the world
she’s an ungrateful shithead
i would have shot her instead of the laptop
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why does this excuse always get me what i want
*call my dad on the phone*
me: i got up to get a popsicle and i stubbed my toe and all the spaghetti fell out of my pocket and my palms are sweating and i'm crying so can you just bring it in here
dad: the spaghetti fell out of your pocket?
me: i don't want to talk about it it's embarrassing will you bring it in here for me
dad: okay
WatchOmg
redsuspenders:
guys, im rly sad and ive thinking about suici- *unfollow*
haha omg look a harry potter meme pi- *unfollow*
im so effing horny i need to get lai- *unfollow*
fucking gross meat eaters, i ha- *unfollow*
just got out of church an- *unfollow*
i like performance ar- *unfollow*
trigger warnin- *unfollow*
folk pun- *unfollow*
boyfr- *unfollow*
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The fog is rising
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sicotic:
i’m so sad and i hope you are too
mermaidcunt:
felice fawn scares teh fuck out of me sometimes
evan and i have come to the conclusion that small boobs are better than big boobs and lana del ray is not real she does not exist you guys are stupid
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sicotic replied to your post: ok srs 5 bucks through paypal to whoever writes my…
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ok srs 5 bucks through paypal to whoever writes my admissions response
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bless my 15 yr old self that viewed vincent’s dick in irreversible without realisin it was him til 1 yr later lol….. ….. … thnx
i lpve you
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DOOOOOONE
